Roar

I am Treacle. Hear me roar..

I see the weather's turned. Good opportunity to get lots of snow on my fur and then go and sleep on their bed. Magic.

It's my banana. Piss off

Pouring with rain today. This means I have an excellent excuse for staying inside and complaining a lot. Loudly

Fireworks don't bother me. I suppose they might if I managed to open my eyes for more than 5 minutes. Not likely really. Have come over all tired now...

Yesterday I swallowed a spider. It wriggled and tickled and tickled inside me. Then I threw it up. Think I'll stick to ants.