OHMYGOD!!! What a day!! Where do I start?

There I was, being adorable and yet useful at the same time when the prison box came down from the room in the roof. I thought Mummy was going to put Him in it, but no, it was for me!!!

I didn't panic and suffered the idignity of incarceration with style. Before I knew it we were out of the house and in Outside World!! We went even further than the edge of the known universe (the apple tree at the end of the garden) and on and on and on. I thought it would never end.

Into another house, which smelt like wolves, and then out of the Gulag onto a table. Then I saw the monster. He spoke softly but I knew he was trouble. I meowed sweetly BUT THEN HE STUCK ME WITH A PIN! RIGHT IN MY NECK! WHAT DID I DO TO HIM???

It's all been too much. May have to go and have a rest for a while.

Wierd looking thing -look how its nose sticks out! Some cats are so ugly

I've been practising twitching my tail today. Just the tip. Sometimes there just aren't enough hours in the day...

Winter coat growing thick now. Can't wait to start shedding it all over the furniture

Am planning a tour of the garden this afternoon. Highlights will include sitting in a pile of leaves, staring at the sparrows, walking along the fence (to annoy the wolf next door) and licking myself at strategic points on the journey. But first a sleep....

Managed to stay in their bedroom all night last night. Reckon I'll be quiet a couple of times then keep them up all night after.

Had a good meow session this morning. Just for the hell of it.

Slept on three different chairs today. Exhausted now