Mmmm......I could murder a sparrow right now

Managed to crap in his shoe again. Right up near the toe so he won't see it. Can't wait for him to put it on

Spent the day finishing off licking my right side. That's twice all the way round I've managed this week. Still not entirely happy with behind my ears. May give them another go in the morning.

Mice. Mmmm....nice